Billy and Jacki Go for a Picnic

One Winter's night I was walking down the road when I saw a very attractive young girl on the other side of the road.

So I said to myself, "I will go up to her and ask her how she is getting on".

Eventually, I found out her name. Her name was Jacki, and so I started by chatting her up.

When we got to know each other I asked her if she would like to go out with me. The next day I got up and went downstairs to have something to eat, and then the 'phone rang. My mum answered it and then gave me a call. She said "Billy, Jacki rang for you". "She wanted to know if you wanted to go on a picnic. I said you would love to go with her on a picnic".

We decided to go to the countryside in North Wales for the picnic, just outside a pub.

We got chatting and kissed each other on the lips.

We had caviare and cucumber sandwiches, followed by strawberries and icecream. We also had champagne to drink.

Happy Families

One Christmas Eve the boys and girls went to bed early except one little girl who lived in the small Childrens' Home, her name was Judy. Her parents had died when she was young but now she had to rely on the staff in the Childrens Home for support.

One night Judy ran away from the Home and took only the clothes she had on. She walked for many miles until she came to a farmhouse where her friend lived, and Judy asked her if she could stay for a few days. Her friend took her to an old guest house on the farm, that her parents no longer used. A few days turned into a couple of weeks.

One morning Judy was awakened by a middle aged couple who had arrived to view the guest house. Judy ran, but the man, Harry, caught her and told her that she was safe. His wife, Ellen, asked what was wrong. Judy broke down and cried; she told them the whole story about her parents and the Childrens' Home and how badly she wanted a family of her own.

Harry and Ellen asked Judy if she wanted to be their daughter. Judy was too excited to answer, "Am I going to have a family for ever and ever" she stuttered, "Yes, yes". Ellen said "We are going to be one big happy family".

The Funfair

One fine day we all went to the Funfair to spend some money and to go to the rides and sideshows.

Mary and Roger went on the "Big Wheel" and also they went on the "Dodgem Cars", and then through the "Tunnel of Love". Mary said "let's go and find the others".

They found Philip and Gladys at the "Rifle Range" where Philip had just won a "Giant Panda" for Gladys. "Have you seen Richard and Lorraine?", "Yes they were over by the "Big Dipper".

The four of us then went to find the other two, and then went for some "Hot Dogs", while we were eating we also met Debbie and Spencer.

In the evening we met Hugh by the "Bingo Stand" on his own. The time is getting on and we all met up together and decided to go for a pint and afterwards it was time to board the coach to come home.

The Forgetful Robber

She asked him "where did you get the money from", Bill said "I don't know". "Can you tell me how much is in the bag?". Bill said "I will tell you when I am good and ready".

The next day the Police were at the door, they rang the bell. Ann went to answer the door, when she opened it, the Police were standing there.

"I am Inspector Wyfold from Scotland Yard and I have come to speak to Bill Woods about a robbery at Barclays Bank in Catford High Street at 12.00 a.m. yesterday". "Come in and I will fetch him for you" said Ann.

Ann went up to Bill and told him that the Police would like to speak to him. When Bill went downstairs the Inspector asked his name and where he was at midday the previous day, "My name is Bill Woods but I don't remember where I was yesterday because I have lost my memory.

The Police said "we are looking for a red and black leather sports bag. Do you have such a bag in your possession?". Bill said "Yes I have, I will fetch it for you". Whe he returned the Inspector opened the bag and found the money, "This looks like the proceeds from yesterday's robbery". Then he said "Bill Woods, I am arresting you on suspicion of Bank Robbery!".

The Boy Who Never Went To Toyland

Once upon a time there lived a boy called Timothy who lived with his Mum and Dad. One morning Timothy got up and dressed to come down to breakfast. After he had his breakfast he put on his coat and went out for a walk down the High Street. He went in to the shop and asked the man for the egg and tomato sandwiches to go on a trip to Toyland. However his plans were changed.

As his parents were going to be late back from the theatre, Timothy was staying with his big sister. Timothy, his sister and her baby went for a walk in the Park they had a picnic and fed the ducks. It was five o'clock in the evening when they went home. Soon after they arrived home, the telephone rang, Timothy's sister answered the phone, she asked who was speaking, the voice said it was the Police. "We have some bad news to tell you, there has been a train crash. Unfortunately, both your parents are amongst the dead".

Sometime later an Inquest was held and the result was a verdict of accidental death because of a points failiure. After a year, Timothy and his sister were awarded two hundred thousand pounds compensation. Timothy's share was put into Trust until he reached the age of eighteen.

He met a young girl in the Park whose name was Annabel, he asked her to come back to his sister's house where he was living. Timothy was delighted when she said yes, and the following Saturday he took her to meet his sister and her husband. After they had all been introduced, they sat down to a nice tea. After tea, Timothy proposed to Annabel. A year later Annabel said, "I do" to Timothy.